Irony

Some or the other time we face some irony in our life...
Here i am going to describe one such incident with my bestest friend

When I receive your phone,
And speak in decent tone.
you say to me "Ears pinching, don’t shout.”,
"Your voice is like head of marching scout."
What else I can do ,I start to whisper,
like with the gentle breeze, leaves wither.
On that u say “be a little loud.”,
I guess u r in between a crowd.
Now I get into dilemma what tone to use,
be loud or soft, I totally get confuse.
While I’m in thinking process, there comes a sound,
"Where r u? Speak something",& I become dumb found.
Hearing this when I say "Look, how u shouted, can you rate?"
Voice comes as "Who me? How can I? My voice is so delicate!!".
On this I pull my hair , like a mad,
Thinking even my voice is not so bad.
Finally I find a calm place to talk,
where while murmuring I can also walk.
From my tone one can say as if I m in some FEAR,
But I’ve no issues, till it’s for friend who's too DEAR.